stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

(Source: magicconchshelly, via andrewquo)

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
lol blink 182

fagmobs:

(Source: versaceslut, via sisban)

nipplebutt:

basedgosh:

a national hero

look at his little shoes

his little shoes OMG

cutting my boobs off because they are uneven, ugly, and not perky.

nebularva:

there it is

never noticed that! haha

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damn. this is perfect.